Single in the 6ix: call me

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Hi

Hallo

Call me 416-555-5555 or lose me forever

Aaaannnnd, ‘unmatch’.

I took a chance on you. You had a shirtless pic, but still I swiped right. I should have known better! How do you repay my giving-you-the-benefit-of-the-doubt? Yeah, that’s right. You try and pressure me into calling you for fear I would miss out on your fabulous ass.

Here’s to not missing out.

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